Blanket Wars

Sorry Snuggie Sooner Fan, Boomer Sooner will choke against the Longhorns, as this College Snuggie pic predicts. (Yes, we are using College Snuggie pics instead of Vegas…what could be more accurate than the blanket with sleeves in predicting the future? Fleece Trumps the Line…Every Time!)

Don’t hate the Snuggie…hate the game. So mark your calendars, the Sooners will choke quicker than W left unattended with a pretzel on October 17 … and hey Sooner fan – don’t you love the supposed ‘neutral’ field that is Dallas for the Red River Rivalry. I hear this game is going to be so big, Colt McCoy plans to bikini wax his unibrow.

Colt McCoy does his best Thor routine.