Blanket Wars

The New Orleans Saints Snuggie is now available at the Snuggie Sports Website!

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The Minnesota Vikings Snuggie is now available. Click here to buy the Vikings Snuggie on the official Snuggie Sports Website!

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The NFL Snuggie folds into a pillow. Here is the new Philadelphia Eagles Snuggie.

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The NFL Snuggie is finally here … and it folds neatly into a pillow!

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Sorry Snuggie Sooner Fan, Boomer Sooner will choke against the Longhorns, as this College Snuggie pic predicts. (Yes, we are using College Snuggie pics instead of Vegas…what could be more accurate than the blanket with sleeves in predicting the future? Fleece Trumps the Line…Every Time!)

Don’t hate the Snuggie…hate the game. So mark your calendars, the Sooners will choke quicker than W left unattended with a pretzel on October 17 … and hey Sooner fan – don’t you love the supposed ‘neutral’ field that is Dallas for the Red River Rivalry. I hear this game is going to be so big, Colt McCoy plans to bikini wax his unibrow.

Colt McCoy does his best Thor routine.

There’s a new tool available to College Sports gamblers worldwide. Ignore the line that is set by Vegas. All you need to know is in the College Snuggie pics. So when trying to figure out who is going to win between Michigan and Ohio State, this leaves little doubt that the Buckeyes will deliver a surprise knockout at Michigan, to close out both of their regular seasons on November 21. Not that these two teams are rivals or anything.

I appreciate how this picture is not staged AT ALL. The models appear perfectly natural – at ease before the lens, letting their fleeced angst out on each other.

The Georgia Bulldogs, despite a valiant effort on October 31, will not be able to get His Majesty, Tim Tebow, to tap out. Through grit and clenched teeth, the second coming…I mean, Tim Tebow, will deliver the Gators to victory (if he doesn’t Rapture prior to kickoff).

The Gator model should have struck a Heisman pose, stiff-arming that chick. As it is, this College Snuggie photo leads me to believe this is going to be a hard fought and close game. Florida by two. You heard it here first. The Fleece doesn’t lie.

So – Boston College will face off against Notre Dame on October 24th and it appears that the Fighting Irish are going to do just that and punch Boston College in the Kisser.

I hear that not only will Charlie Weis be coaching Notre Dame, he will also be providing the aerial footage of the game. Perhaps he’ll have a GOODYEAR (emblazoned on his side!)

Based on this College Snuggie pic, something tells me that Alabama and Auburn will end in a tie, leaving everyone stunned, clutching their remotes.

This matchup goes down the day after Thanksgiving, Friday, November 27th. So just as you’re getting back from the Black Friday shopping, you can now take a nap rather than sit through three hours of this game that will surely end in a tie.

Side note: The white couch provides a stunning contrast to the white backdrop of these pictures. All of this white really causes those College Snugs to really pop – which I suppose is the idea.